When the 2013 UPCAT results were released last week, local netizens made a fiesta out of the name of one successful examinee Sincerely Yours ’98. She’s nicknamed Truly and has two other siblings: Spaghetti ’88 and Macaroni ’85. The numbers stand for their date of birth.
Spaghetti ’88 has since gotten married and has a son named Cheese Pimiento. And here’s the birth cert (photo & details via my kumare Ivy Lisa Mendoza)
Our friend, Prof. Rolando de la Cruz, CEO of Darwin International School in Bulacan where Sincerely Yours (nicknamed Truly) graduated, explained that the parents are simply jolly good people who didn’t hesitate to break the monotony of the world with the strangeness of their children’s names.
“The names of the kids might sound funny to people. But these names reflect how much they enjoy and respect life. The names are unique, reflect in the uniqueness of the members. The names are down-to-earth, reflecting how much they enjoy daily living,” Prof. Rolly said.
In this ever-growing country of 100 million people, strange names are probably not a rarity. Here’s what other people contributed via Facebook and Rappler of true-to-life Filipino names that are funny and/or far from common:
1. Four siblings named: Dore, Mifa, Sola & Tido
2. 12 siblings named: A,B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K & L (whew!)
3. Mcrhonald
4. Henceforth
5. Merry Christmas Aguinaldo
6. Valentine Day
7. Halloween Marie
8. Abcdef & Xyz
9. Chloe Chlorine
10. Knives Acid Rain
11. Ides of March
12. Computerlyn
13. Onion Ubaldo
14. Symphony
15. Crystal Gale
16. Nuclear Bomb
17. Missiles Somoza and a brother named Bullets
18. Peach Pink Orchids
19. Jan Eleven & May Seven
20. Noname, Nameless & Withname
21. Son of God
Anyway, if this is your name, raise your hand and tell us the story behind it 🙂
bertN says
Parents, ingat lang sa pagbibigay ng pangalan sa anak dahil habang buhay na pasanin yan nang bata LOL
Susan Ubaldo says
Onion Ubaldo has 2 sisters: Ginger and Celery.
leira says
my SIL’s BFF name is Tekla named after her Lola
my mom’s friend her maiden is Mamon she got married to someone whose last name is Kakanindin
My name is Abcde Zyx de leon says
Abcde Zyx de leon is my name. ewan ko sa parents ko bakit yan ang name ko…
Maica says
This is fun post, I remember when I was still a student nurse and we were arranging patient records, I saw the patient’s name Dina Bagonggahasa and it stuck. 😀
Name says
Ther are 3 sisters named Kisses, Hershey, and Nestle.
Pink MagaLine says
Interesting names. I used to have a coworker whose name was “My Daughter” and neighbors named “7B”, “8B” and the youngest “Nuevelar” instead of 9B. Hihi.
x says
I have a patient named Magnolia Cheezee. Must be her mom’a fave cheese spread x_x
Ging says
McRonald has a twin brother named McReynald. search for Banderlipe twins.
aDORAble says
my mom’s parents named them alphabetically. we all know she’s the 6th child because her name starts with F. after the tenth kid, they stopped with J and named the 11th Junior.
christmas cruz says
I was named Christmas bec of my birth date. Fail. Hahaha! But it has always been fun when i meet new people and get to introduce myself. Lol
Doni says
Ang pangalan ng mga pinsan ko: Jallibee at Kia.
roel hernandez says
I have students named Jollibee Sidaya, Elvis Presley Perez and Christmas Ramos. They are all shy and timid. Probably because they were the center of jokes when they were young.
The parents may have a great sense of humor but they should’ve thought first of what repercussion it will bring to their kids with such names. That or they should’ve guided/reared them better…
Mitch says
Hi, sorry to rain on the laughter parade, but a birth certificate is a very private document containing personal information that could endanger a person’s security. It’s not the type of document that should be passed around randomly on the internet. I hope you’ll have the prudence and good conscience to take it down or at least redact the other parts.
Jesusa says
we’re eleven in the family and we are named alphabetically…we think that it wil be much easier for us and for our parents to recognize who’s older and not…and also to remember the names…so for us it’s fine anyways we’re not given funny names…
Jesusa says
we’re eleven in the family and we’re named alphabetically…we think that it will be much easier for us and for our parents to recognize who’s older and younger and also easier to remember names since we know that all of us grows old and sometimes or a lot times remembering names is difficult…so for us it’s just fine anyways we’re not given funny names..
Mr. Em B. Urnal says
Eto pa mga astig na names:
Em Burnal
KM Tayan
Maja Lay
Prince Epal
jhanis says
Hahahahhha tummy ache from laughing too hard!
ppppjjj says
when i was an intern in a hospital, i saw a baby girl named “nikki minaj ___(insert surname here)”
Maria Wilhelmina Esquivel, DMS says
I am an undergrad associate professor and i always make it a point to ask my students where their names originated. I believe that one’s name has a bearing on what they are and what they become in the future. For my students who do not know where their names came from, i make it their assignment to discover its origin. This has always been a fun first day of school experience for my students and i’ve been doing this for the past twenty years. 😉
Papadsul says
I know someone who’s name Jackylyn. The funny thing is her surname is Maco. Jackylyn Maco :))
JackAss says
My Teacher named her children, Faith, Love and Hope.
aubreyterry says
my second daughter’s name is AEIOUmi (pronounced AYUMI), so that he wont forget her vowels hehehe
ikiru2live@yahoo.ca says
Actually, I have encountered a surname when I was browsing on a graduation souvenir program and I noticed the name like Beverly Bagonggahasa. Poor girl!
Paul a. says
there was one time I was visiting my dads grave in celebration of all souls day and I heard the cust serv paging some one named “Michael Talampakan”… Epic!!!
christa says
in the newspaper I saw thr nursing board exam top nocher named Santonin Yu
i also had a school mate named Louie and his family name was Biton.. Louie Biton
ajay says
That’s nice! hahaha
ajay says
yes i agree! i have to ask my mom where annalyn came from, or what inspired her to name me as such 😀
ajay says
LOL! 😉
ajay says
Hindi nga?….. totoo? 😀
ajay says
the address was cropped in fact. but as far as am concerned, the full document is already going around the internet. sorry to offend you
ajay says
I admire the guts and the daring of the parents Roel…. maganda rin naman ang pangalan na pang-headline or pwedeng pag-usapan, hehe
ajay says
nice name! christmas always brings happiness & excitement 😉
ajay says
ok. thanks for the heads-up
ajay says
Nice! ang dami, hahaha
ajay says
OMG! hahaha
ajay says
7B..i thought it’s an apartment number. LOL
Roden says
My immediate superiors name is Mascot. Last name is Musico.
We had a good laugh the first time heard his name. Mascot Musico.
Great guy though.
JJ says
Dapat kasama dito si Lord Voldemort: http://weknowmemes.com/2012/01/this-kid-is-named-lord-voldemort/
dada says
my aunt’s brother named Boy and her wife is Nene . So they named their kids small tiny and little.
polymergirl says
My friend named his son John 3:16 🙂
polymergirl says
My friend named his son John 3:16
Anon says
I know someone named Bricx Hammer, who has a brother named Bullet.
Also someone named Guncen Roces
insert name here says
Symphony has two sisters named Harmony and Melody (for real!)
Drea says
I don’t know what her first name is, but I met a kid whose first name is ‘Aubrey Miles’.
factfinds says
#20. Noname, Nameless & Withname
Is this real? if they had a fourth child, the parents might name the kid ‘he who must not be namded’, lol.
anyway, my friend’s mom had an officemate whose name was ‘Blueboy’.
jril says
may kilala ako, nung dalaga pa sya, middle initial nya is Maramot,and family name is MABAIT, then Married to MALIGALIG
Rom Cordel says
Panalo ung NUCLEAR BOMB…hehehehe
Rommel says
a neighour’s children were named Val, Tha, Czar and Balthazar…. encountered a patient named: Tom Sawyer Tocino.
Luigi says
sa university na pinapasukan ko may naencounter akong Marie Mie ang pangalan. haha.