‘Life is a box of chocolates…’

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   Every cloud engenders not a storm.
   — William Shakespeare, “Henry VI”
   Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
   A: Diyathinkhesaurus.

   Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
   A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

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   Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act — hesitate.
   Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?
   A: The cats keep trying to bury them.

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   Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
   Give your very best today. Heaven knows it’s little enough.

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   You will have a long and boring life.
   Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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   Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
   She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.
   — Mark Twain

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   Sometimes I wonder if I’m in my right mind. Then it passes off and I’m
   as intelligent as ever.
   — Samuel Beckett, “Endgame”
   “You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?”
   “The famous scientific …

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   You will get what you deserve.
   Don’t tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

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